greastest movie ever?

thanks for the laughs Google Translate

i almost destroyed my keyboard when i saw this, by way of spitting my drink out all over it in a fit of laughter. seriously "head coach cum shot" and "cum catcher battery coach". give me a break google translate, that is way too ridiculous for words.

I ♡ dry cured meats

if i could live off this stuff and not die of a salt overdose, i would. or if i was in the desert, and i saw an oasis, i hope that the palm tree fronds are made of meat and the shallow spring filled with beer.

by itself: Bresaola with pepper and lemon, drizzle on olive oil which i hadn't at this point.

on a plate with a bunch of other shit: Prosciutto, cold pesto and pea pasta, herbed goat cheese, chicken liver/pork pâté, bitter orange grilled shrimp and water crackers.

salads:
Bresaola with mixed greens, tomatoes, marinated mushrooms, kalmata olives and pepperoncini. lemon/caper vinaigrette.

Salami in a chopped romaine antipasto salad with goat cheese and lemon/dijon vinagrette.

for breakfast:
Capicola on a bagel with cream cheese, mixed green sprouts tossed in lemon juice and capers.

long story short, dry salty meat rules my universe.♡♡♡

scrimp

fast dinner, because i'd rather be drinking that tequila instead of having to stand over a hot stove on a hot, humid day. who wants to do that? i sure as shit don't.

spilling salt all over the place...

shrimp, tequila, garlic, lime juice, tomato, cilantro, green onion, salt, pepper, bitter orange and BUTTER.
simple = more time to drink

don't expect me to wipe the plate for my own dinner

i decided to spoil myself with food instead of a nice bottle of wine.
went to the fish market and got myself some some tuna. i didn't really feel like eating it the way i usually do which is a rough dice, a little kewpie and some rice. or tataki with daikon.

i felt like i wanted pasta. but i didn't want to cook such a pretty chunk of fish (i wish i had thought to take a picture of it before i started fucking with it).
rough chop - let it marinate in some ponzu, toasted seasame oil, rice vinegar, let it chill in the fridge while i cooked the linguine and made the sauce.
heavy cream, garlic, green onion, wasabi.
found some mixed greens sprouts and an avacado. and we get what you see above + green onion and black seasame.

ROCK'N ROLL DRINKIN' BOYS

This has nothing to do with DJ OZMA and naked guys on the beach dancing with uchiwas over their junk.

or Poupée Girl, but i'll have to say today's Poupée actually resembles me, in some weird lame spiderweb shirt wearing, big headed way.

Obviously not strictly R'n'R.
Mediafire away!
THE ROMEO - JOKER
The Starlite Wranglers - alcohol king
THE ROOSTERS - どうしようもない恋の唄
The Runaways - saturday night special
Bill Willis - boogie woogie all night
The Blue Hearts - 少年の詩 (awww memories...)
氣志團 - キラ キラ！ (okay i managed to make this post relate to DJ OZMA after all)
Sheer Terror - a tale of moran

whatever it takes

oh how i love the marathons, especially when you click info while you are eagerly waiting to see what episode is coming on after you turn on the TV.

Emma must have been sad and went off to make awful Lifetime Movies. this part is for Pear...
in the words of jimmy brooks: "Mm. Manny SantosEmma Simpson, my how you've grown".
Emma and Alex probably had a surgery party.