Showing posts with label johnny's rot your brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label johnny's rot your brain. Show all posts

Thursday, March 25, 2010

everybody do the JIN-MOTION

warning:
this post is going to make me come off as a total asshole, probably because i am.
this post isn't intended to come off as "i'm a better fan than you because i feel this way." it's just a rant because they are fun once in awhile, especially when it comes to idols.
i am not a rabid Jin fan, so the things i say below aren't jumping to his defense because he is the Akanishi. but because he is a member of that sparkly thing that is the K-A-T-T-U-N that i love. if Kame, Koki, Guch, Maru or Ueda were in his position, well this post would be about one of them instead. so as with all the members, he has my full support no matter how much i like to make fun of him at the gym working on his guns for 5 hours straight. shouldn't he be lookin like popeye now?.
i had alot of things to say without sailor speak that were mature that i left on other blogs, but this is my corner of the universe to piss, and piss i shall! on to the goods!



ladies and gentleman the epic return of KUNTT! now i can make pervy jokes and D-motion. \(:D)/

i still lolforever at whatever going on on Koki's head, who the fuck thought that looked good. he looks like a pencil earser ♥. cartoon KAT-TUN II YOU is my favorite album (Jin-less). every song just BUMPS, seriously Jumpin' up, how do you not want to tear up the floor with your air force ones on?! GET OUT DA FAKER. Jin has an amazing voice and the skankiest dancing around, but if they can put out an album this good without him, i don't think their tour without him is such a big deal. they have done it before. the rundown:

the time has come, Jin needs his in-N-out fix. he will embark on a journey across the ocean to a magical place called LA again, only this time instead of vodka and paper hats, he will be performing solo!

i tried reading through the comments all over the internet, may have only skimmed the tip of the iceberg, and i may just be a total bitch...but half of it is so fucking annoying. no wonder i turned off the computer when the guy went on "hiatus" (aka paid party vacation) last time.

chill out girls, no one will ever know the "real reasons" behind why this would happen at such an important time (overseas tour) for KAT-TUN. you can play the bash and blame game "omg, it's a conspiracy to make Kame popular again!1!". but isn't it easier to accept the situation for what it is. i alsmost feel stupid saying that because i'm posting about it, but i realized that mostly im posting about some fan wanking and not the asia tour/jin solo situation itself.
the music industry over there, especially Johnny's is so secretive and fucked up. so just listen to what the media says about it, and roll with the punches. come oct we'll see what happens. who cares if it was his decision, or the company, it's going to happen and there is shit you can do about it, except as a fan be supportive. not raising a stink about "6 MEMBERS NOT 5111!!!!!111" and "HE'S SO SELFISH11!!!!"
or the un-avoidable stupidity that is "if Jin isn't going to be performing with KAT-TUN, i'm not going to go to their concerts".
when people say shit like that, it leads me to belive they don't even listen to music. do yourselves a favor and get your brain out of your vagina/dick, clean the wax out of your ears and turn PEACEFULDAYS up to volume 11. otherwise go google his naked AnAn magazine scans to touch yourself to and shut the fuck up! damn, that felt so mean just to type it out. but its just that its annoying how some people parade around going "I LOVE *insert group/band name here*!" but jump ship as soon as *random guys name* goes off and does their own thing.

like once i was at a live with a girl who shall remain nameless and she says to me "you know i don't listen to *band we went to see* anymore, not since *name of old bass player* left". i wanted to ask what she meant...like did she not listen to them at all anymore, or did she not listen to anything after he left the band. but either answer would have made no sense to me whatsoever, so i didn't say anything. just thinking about it makes me feel like i'm in toon town, its completly fucking bonkers! i think that's what pisses me off about alot of pretty boy music fans, it seems like faces come before anything else. moving right along...

KAT-TUN, is coming to a country near you, how is that not a good thing? even without Jin, i'm sure there will be enough Koki to go around to MAKE U WET. do you know how bad i'd like to see the Guch tapdance through glitter?! and they are bringing Kis-My-Ft2 with them. nuff said.

Jin will be the first Johnny's to perform in the US as a solo act. again, how is that not a good thing? he will shower the audience with LOVEJUICE and rack in the hoes, converting them into mindless K-T zombies like me. they will be more popular than ever. since i can't run off to South Korea or Taiwan, i'll be off to Los Angeles where i will try to persuade A---- to dance our ass off to his slick grooves. Wait for me Jin!
so really, to the collective being of K-T that i adore, good luck where ever you end up. i'm cheering for all you boys.

i have more on the matter, but it's the internets and my opinion means shit, so i'll let Jin have the final word. (i don't know which i like more, the in-n-out version or the original, oh well they both stay)





Saturday, February 13, 2010

"S H O on the track"



Sho Sakurai, my Immortal heart belongs to you, will you be my valentine?

"what's my name?" *girls scream* "that's right YO!"

can we say, slick as fuck <3

Monday, February 8, 2010

temping


i'll edit this once i can think straight and make a post about it, until then asasasfdasfadfs KOKI! CHRIS TUCKER NO MORE. Nakamaru/Kame/Tanaka...can you feel the memeber aiiiiiii dios mio!! i can
I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU GUYS.
GUUUUCH, why do you suddenly make me want to pay attention to you?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

shokura + colt 45 = screencap violence

when its late i try to write, of course my concetration is broken by 40s and the fact that my shokura download is finished. i will never publish anything at this point.
shounen club is a dirty guilty pleasure of mine. its a horrible brain rotting variety program with all these little shitty johnny's jr.s parade around in terrible outfits and singing their senpai's songs, and the older jr.s have their own original songs.. i love it.

so 5/05 guest was NEWS. and Takki as well.

but i think i might keep this NEWS only since its almost 2 and i have to watch the Quiz Show 2 w/ Nari as the guest before i pass the fuck out.

shige is fuckin pissed.

tegoshi looks...like gay porn and its not those sunglasses.

so does yamashita, why are they eating their mics.

i'm dying at this point. check out my arrows, they match the juniors in the background.

NEWS wo ABAKE, still ridiculous.

masuda looks like ET phone home and yamashita just looks hilarious.

and a close up because its kind of adorable.

ryo looks bored as shit. oh hey sup nakamaru. this is the part where shige was talking his head off about koyama his BFFL which ruins the point of having eye masks and chipmunk voices.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Smile :D

Okay, so i skimmed through jun matsumoto's new drama, Smile. i've been looking forward to it, but ohhh god. the make up on him is not a smile.
he's supposed to be half filipino, but they just made him look greasy.


i dunno, he's in prison so maybe he supposed to look unwashed there, but than they kicked into the story before his ass got locked up.



i hadn't looked at the cast list after it was announced, i only knew of MatsuJun, Aragaki Yui and Nakai Kichii. but i was pleasently suprised with:

Tokuyama Hidenori.


Oguri Shun.

i just realized all those caps are backwards, what the hell screencap device.

also Ikeuchi Hiroyuki is in it but i didn't get a screencap of him, even though hes one of the hottest dudes on earth.


its a pretty awesome cast, its kinda like 6 degrees of kevin bacon except 6 degrees of jun masumoto.

jun was in hanadan and gokusen with shun, shun was in GTO with hiroyuki ikeuchi, who was also in GTO with hidenori tokuyama, who was in HOLYLAND with yuma ishigaki, who was in hana kimi with shun and also gokusen with matsujun. okay 5 degrees. not counting all the other times. i bet the set of Smile is pretty laid back since most everyone is familiar with each other.

and the last thing: its like that scene in BAMBINO! where Sato Ryuta kicked his ass in the rain :D *smile*


Sunday, April 12, 2009

*bes mesmerized*



maruyama never fails to make me spit out my beverage because i can't hold back my laughter. as expected, the maru/hina song YOU CAN SEE is slick and the video is awesome. but this is just ridiculous. i guess 関ジャニ∞ wouldn't be the same without making your skull cave in.
sparkly things erupting from his man parts without cracking a smile. maruyama i adore you. :D


Currently bumpin : Def ROCKSTA - Drivin

Friday, April 10, 2009

恋のABO

So the newest NEWS song/PV have sunk their fangs in, and i can easily say its my new favorite NEWS song other than Push on!. as for the PV, its a no-brainer. disco dancing...

Koyama playin the wall, checkin out a chicks ass. he likes what he sees and hits her up.


Massu looks like hes about to get abducted by aliens or getting a holy vision. Are you there god? it's me Masuda.


princess tegoshi checkin himself out in the mirror, wondering why Becky didn't want to screw him.

yamashita and his orange helmet, on the set of 54.



HAHA. ryo might have won best screen cap if it wasn't for...



the awesomness of shige's putty face.

Friday, August 1, 2008

+1

i left all my records in CA for the time being.
so i decided to start a collection here in NY so that by the time things get packed up and shipped out i won't be completely recordless.

this is the first addition.
Go Hiromi - obake no rock

I'm bidding on a couple things from Y!J.
A Toshihiko Tahara LP. is it S/T, i don't know, its probably just called TOSHI like it says. and a Mets album I LP. as soon as i get it i'm going to have to get album II and album III. the covers totally rule in this corny helmet hair way.


i just need something to rip my vinyl so i can listen to all awesome old johnny's groups on my iPod.

Currently Bumpin': Crucial Unit - chinese restaurant mosh pit